This Shouldn't be a Thing

Looks like the congress is busy with all sorts of things, like giving themselves a raise ! I mean, it’s a cost of living increase, but it’s a smart way around the US Constitution .

You wouldn’t ask for marriage advice from your uncle who has been divorced four times and you would ask for parenting advice from Elon Musk’s mother.

Wanna give your kid a leg up, hire a baby name consultant and see if you can’t get your child into an Ivy League School , because they may have the grades, the extracurricular activities, but you named them Steve and that ain’t helping anyone.

If you’re traveling in Bend, OR sooner than later, don’t be surprised if the road art has some new touches to them .

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg gave grants out to municipalities to help run elections better , well a lot of people pooped their Pampers over that, but not so much over the money Zucks is giving to the incoming president …weird, right?

Hey there…are you goth? Do you have $20,000? Is a regular bed just too “mainstream” for you? If you answered yes to these questions, well then boy howdy do we have an opportunity for you!

Folks, just don’t have this as a pet…never ever ever . Not worth the time or energy and no, you’re not cool.

Turns out it wasn’t Wisconsin, let alone America who found a new low when it comes to a new and hip drink, it was Japan and it is taking the world by storm…one big, confused storm.

Kobe? No thank you. Deep marbling? Nah. I’ll take my meat 3-D printed and looking like some sweater material …can’t imagine?