This Shouldn't be a Thing

We get that Harry Potter has its fans and far be it from us here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Trowel Inspection Laboratories to tell people how to live their lives, but can’t you hold it until you find a proper loo ?

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Spark Plug Manufacturing, we feel the only thing about this young man’s story that shouldn’t be , is the way he was punished for simply helping a friend and driving carefully!

We won’t speak for any of you, but it seems like one Lego is enough, why would anyone want to endure hundreds, if not thousands .

Congratulations America, we did it…or more so we didn’t do it, which when it comes to this “snack”, is definitely a plus .

Is it love? Is it evolution? Is it just bum luck, because one snail is a really good dude and he can’t help the way he was born …come on lady snails, give him a chance.

Far be it from us to judge, but we’re going to, completely. And if you find your heart leads you to a smelly body of water with the need to swim , great…just please shower before you tell us about it.

We submit this installment of TSBAT with all love and respect to our dear and infallible overlords whether you check out our groceries or prepare our meals or launch our missels, we give to you, this story meant solely for humor and not in judgement of our mechanical keepers .

This is one of those installments where you THINK you know why we don’t think it should be a thing, but we take a twist and well…you’ll just have to listen to find out !

Have we learned nothing from EVERY movie where the robots and/or ghosts take over?! We warn you now, you click this link and see the picture, you can’t blame us for your nightmares .